@WildeBoyOscar Always forgive your haters - nothing annoys them so much.
@WildeBoyOscar Every balla has a past and every tool has a future. #respectpeople
@WildeBoyOscar When I was young I thought gettin’ paper was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old, I know it is.
@WildeBoyOscar No girl should be real about her age. It looks so calculating. RT “@ConstanceLloydWilde I’m 27 today!”
@WildeBoyOscar I’m so meta that sometimes I don’t even understand a single word of what I’m saying. #someta
@WildeBoyOscar There’s only one thing worse than being tweeted about, and that’s _not_ being tweeted about. #twitterfamous
@WildeBoyOscar It’s better to be hot than to be good. But better to be good than to be a total troll. #lookingatyouConstance
@WildeBoyOscar A bro can be happy with any girl as long as doesn’t love her. #truefact #springbreak
@WildeBoyOscar A dude’s face is his memoir. A girl’s face is a teen paranormal romance novel. #Constance
@WildeBoyOscar Swag is the most intense form of individualism the world has ever known. #turnmyswagon
@WildeBoyOscar A poet can survive anything but autocorrect.:/ RT “@LordAlfredDouglas: I am the live that dare not speak its gnome.”
@WildeBoyOscar I never travel without my Twitter archive. You should always have something sensational to read on the plane.
In reply to @TheRealWillShakespeare:
@WildeBoyOscar All the world’s a stage, and it’s super badly cast, Will.
@WildeBoyOscar The Internet is totes tolerant. It forgives everything but genius.
@WildeBoyOscar A bro who can’t think for himself can’t think at all.
@WildeBoyOscar You should never cheat...when you’re about to hit a triple word score. #WWF #abouttobeatJohnGray
@WildeBoyOscar A tweet is either well-written or badly written. That’s all.
@WildeBoyOscar Anyone can be good in the midwest. There aren’t any temptations there.
@WildeBoyOscar In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are hardcore trippin’. @MarquessofQueensbury